June 2012
There is nothing worse than a slow day...
And that’s all we’ve had for weeks…
Why do I even show up? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE HERE?!
What a good tune.
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Calling all pirates in the Denver Metro area:
Looking for work on a ship,
am comfortable with cramped sleeping quarters
will bring my own alcohol
my knowledge on terrifyingly large sea creatures is extensive
Am confident, easy going, and enjoy a good “arrrr” when appropriate.
“We’ll stretch like branches
and we will anchor like roots.
We’ll grow...”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
I literally cannot stop smiling.
I’m so happy ad drunk! You guise don’t even know. Yay autocorrect
But did you really think I'd shut an open door?
The futures callin, and I will answer her.
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Global warming can wait,
We’ve figured out how to make nail polish into a sticker.
New underwear makes me so happy.
Today is lovely.
Remember how I was talking about how awesome it is...
It’s not as awesome when it’s cold tofu dogs and room temperature water…
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Havin a panic attack cause I can't find any hair...
Damn it, Watson, you know I can’t sleep without my hair ties!!
What's up internet?
How you doin tonight?
Anytime, kiddo
